I love passing your fixed-gear on my 12-speed. Get a real bike. No apologies, James B. (friend of Canned Youth) P.S. Have something you’d like to tell a hipster? Email firstname.lastname@example.org, so Canned Youth can tell them for you!
You should know some rockabilly music before you get the ‘do. Sincerely, Jimmy Weaver (friend of Canned Youth)